They think I'm dead! How can I be? I wrote this didn't I? Do you belive in Ghostwriters? The fact is that I put the fake diaries on ebay last week as I had a bit of a cold and had nothing better to do. They only reached £5.78 but now I am dead [allegedly] the bids have shot up to £8065 and there are only 3 days to go before the auction's up!
There are those who are expecting me to jump out of my coffin!