Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Would you believe it? It's been more than three years since I've passed away. I would have to say that it is difficult to know whether I am in heaven or in hell.

There are however many comings and goings of famous people, for instance I could swear that I met Michael Jackson, but he disappeared after a brief meeting with the 'boss'.

Only a few days ago, Liz Taylor came in. I thought that when they were alive, they were great friends - she would know. When I tried to approach her, she was surrounded by hundreds of men (I would imagine some of them were her husbands)

oh well, I guess I shall have to join the queue!




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