Still no DVD out yet! What are they playing at? Idiots.
'Beadle's about' and my hidden camera antics aren't on video or dvd yet! Not even that alien one with that thick bitch who offered it a cuppa.
I'm more annoyed about that reality show I did. Lucky people were selected to spend a week with me in a cold, damp and rotting WW2 bunker in the middle of the Ocean.
I'm not going to make a big style come come-back if they don't release it am I?
Christine Hamilton 'prostituted' herself for the reality camera and it did wonders for her career.
Them blithering idiots are ruining the British people's chance of having real talent on the screens, i.e. me.
I'm sending a heated letter to ITV complaining. They'll see who's laughing when they get the long arm of the law on their backs....