Korean Grand Prix
Bumped off the track on the first lap by Sauber driver Sergio Perez, who will be my partner at Maclaren next year, replacing Mercedes bound Lewis Hamilton.
I hope it was an accident from Perez and not a statement of intent! Got rid of one pain in the butt team-mate, now it looks like I got a Mexican who likes to take a siesta on the first lap.
On the plus side, being bumped off in the first lap saved the team loads of petrol. I'm gonna ask the boss for a cash bonus.
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