Jenson Button - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 7 October 2012

Japanese Grand Prix.

Finished 3rd in qualifying, but demoted to 8th on the grid for changing a gearbox. Jeez, I don't want to get technical, but do they want me to drive with a dodgy gearbox? In a foreign country?

I might get stopped by local plod and end up in a foreign jail forced to eat noodles with the same toothbrush I wash my scrotum with.

Admittedly, this is a longshot, perhaps I should lay off the scrumpy cider the night before a race.

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