Australian Grand Prix: Melbourne.
Finished second in qualifying behind my McClaren team mate Lewis Hamilton, so I'm second on the pole for the first race of the season.
I tried to put Lewis off, by singing in the team intercom, "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" He swerved a little but he speeded up and finished even faster. Probably to get back to the hotel and shag her. Looks like that backfired on me.