Dear Diary, 13th July 09
BUTTON IS COMING UNDONE!
What a race! Me Aussie mate Webbsie stole the show. Before the first corner he unsuccessfully tried to edge Barry Chello into the pit wall and then Lewy comes up the outside and tries to nudge Webbo off and comes off worst with a puncture. Hammers went from 5th on the grid to 20th after the first corner. It must have been pretty boring for Lewy all alone at the back for 60 laps. Webbo had a drive-thru penalty and still won the race! Next time someone gets a drive-thru penalty I think they should have to order McFries for all the pit crew, repeat the order and back up to order a diet coke!
What's all this about me team mate Barry Chello not wanting to speak to anyone after the race. He says, "Today was a lesson on how to lose a race." That's bollocks. Doesn't he know I'm still...

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