HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh's diary, as written by 'j.w.'.
I see the old dear wants to go into the Cabinet. Nothing like starting at the top! I suppose those dummies could do with a bit of her reflected glory.
I take it that young Harry will do the honourable thing and get killed in Afghanistan. After all he can hardly expect a car accident in a helicopter.
In out, shake it all about. Betting on next time being the last 'in' is advised by some punters but I bladdy well hope not! The unwarranted suspici...
Back from Death's door and still these bloody parades are going on. Won't she ever have had enough of them? Then Charles is looking so pleased with hi...
I couldn't face that Concert tonight after a day standing in the cold and wet for her indoors - or outdoors more like! I suppose it went quite well, a...
My stay in Hospital due to the old ticker giving me problems caused quite a stir. All those obituary writers were kept busy over Christmas and there w...
Holiday tips from Santa!When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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