HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh's diary, as written by 'Bob Muppet'.
Dear diary - I like a blind guy just as much as the next man, so why are the bloody-media-puffters having another pop at me? O.K. - so I insulted s...
Diary- That bastard Gaddafi's got more bloody medals than me! The khaki, son-of-the-sodding-desert was bloody well dripping with medals, on T.V. la...
Well bugger sad-old-me! - if the last 'Tommy' to fight in WW 1 has gone to the great trench in the sky! The poor bastard thought he was fighting fo...
No more fighting wars for the Froggy Bastards then, dear diary! And stuff that smug-froggy-French-bastard Sarkozy! my froggy-hating bastard diary.
Just one question, Dear, bastard, diary? What the bloody-blue-blazes is wrong with the Paki bastards? My bastard-damned-fine-grandson, Harry, is...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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