HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009

Tuesday 22 December 099

Snowing again. Never used to snow as bad as this before the Somalis came along ....bastards...

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Monday 14 December 099

Damnation and Blast! - Edward and his fucking annoying wife want to come over for Christmas lunch. I know he's my son, but he is a total cock and wast...

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Monday 14 December 099

Dear diary - I like a blind guy just as much as the next man, so why are the bloody-media-puffters having another pop at me? O.K. - so I insulted s...

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Saturday 12 December 099

December 12th - Went to a bar in Harrow tonight and got wasted on Magners (with ice). Asked an attractive lady for a blowjob but got refused. Must ask...

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Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - Can't get my head around the music of Kylie Minogue. She's deeply attractive, but I cannot understand why she is 'Spinning Around'....

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Thursday 10 December 099

December 10th - Car's running like a dream.....While Lizzie was clearing her bowels this morning, took the opportunity to drive it around Windsor in m...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - Met a frightfully pleasant chap this morning. Elizabeth and I were on our way to Windsor when our Rolls broke down. Blasted tyre went a...

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October 2009

Friday 16 October 099

Dear diary The bloody Memsahib's been inviting those ruddy proles round for tea again. I can't stand having all that sweat and phlegm in one pla...

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