HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2014


Thursday 24 July 1414

The old ladies horse Estimate, the one that won the Gold Cup at Ascot last year has tested positive for morphine. I've been looking everywhere for my...

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June 2014


Tuesday 10 June 1414

Met this old bloke. Knew him from Profumo days. He said he thought I was dead. I replied that I thought he was dead. We wondered if we were in heav...

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May 2014


Thursday 22 May 1414

I see Charles, out in our Canadian domain, has Putin his foot (HaHA!). I a bit Nazi that! (or was it nasty?) Like father, like son they say. Although...

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April 2014


Tuesday 29 April 1414

I see William has made quite a splash in New Zealand and Australia. Nothing like a child to get us back into people's good books. Trouble is he won't...

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March 2014


Thursday 13 March 1414

I see Charlie has been busy with his pen again. I just don't know where he got this habit of putting his foot in it. Now, when I have something to say...

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February 2014


Wednesday 12 February 1414

As I look out of the window at Windsor Castle I see the flooded river approaching but, thank goodness, I'm not fool enough to stand in the water in my...

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Wednesday 05 February 1414

I saw Charles had been opening his mouth again. He may be right but he's not the Government. So I decided to have a word with him. 'You must let th...

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January 2014


Tuesday 21 January 1414

I see her indoors and that Charlie have become a united front. I thought I was the other half - bloody insult. After all I've done to keep the monarc...

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