HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2009

Friday 11 September 099

Diary- That bastard Gaddafi's got more bloody medals than me! The khaki, son-of-the-sodding-desert was bloody well dripping with medals, on T.V. la...

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August 2009

Thursday 06 August 099

Well bugger sad-old-me! - if the last 'Tommy' to fight in WW 1 has gone to the great trench in the sky! The poor bastard thought he was fighting fo...

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May 2009

Thursday 28 May 099

No more fighting wars for the Froggy Bastards then, dear diary! And stuff that smug-froggy-French-bastard Sarkozy! my froggy-hating bastard diary.

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April 2009

Saturday 18 April 099

By Jove!! This is a momentous day for me because it's the day that I have set my own record. I am now the longest living in consort in history. 5...

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March 2009

Friday 20 March 099

OUCH! H.M's gone & rabbit punched me in the kidneys again. Currently stomping up and down the room in her head square and kilt, huffing and puf...

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Thursday 19 March 099

As per the norm, H.M had 'Gay' Gordon come and bore her rigid with his hand wringing and doomladen tales of woe about the country yesterday. I woul...

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Wednesday 18 March 099

So having been put on the sick owing to my jippy back, I took Will's and Hazza's advice and and got down to some serious blood letting on a console:...

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Wednesday 18 March 099

Not bloody happy! Woke up this morning to find one of HM's Corgis on the bed sniffing around MY 'crown jewels'. Anyway, as I go to push the litt...

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