Dear Diary,
Gad! The damned fools simply cannot begin to understand the blasted burden they are to this world. Saw the morning news on the telly and felt like being sick. The damned wogs are taking over the whole of England.
I swear I shall give mother an earful when she returns from smelling flowers at the show.
Are we England or are we not?
What are we, an arc for every slobbering foreigner with no place in the world. If they'd simply stop cutting each other to pieces and allowing mean bastards to bully them, perhaps they could turn their beautiful lands into something better than bloody dust bins.
I cannot stand this world. I hate the bloody idiots who occupy this world. How blessed it would be to see an end to it all so that we could enjoy sweet nature without having to smell the stench of the poor.
I shall s...
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