...Costcutters for a newspaper and a bottle of gin. I do wish her oneness indoors would get into the habit of carrying some cash. Would avoid one always having to break a £20 note. Just noticed, a pretty nice picture of her oneness indoors on the front of the note, eh?
15.00 Got back from lunch with jug-ears. Thought the daughter in law Diana has really gone off. Looks like a horse and wears a very funny hat. And is oo old-looking now.
17.00 Time for tea and a spot of grouse shooting on the Mall with the Secretary of State.
19.00 State banquet for some slitty-eyed ambassador or other. I think a chap from Germany. Her oneness indoors has issued instuctions that I don't mention the War, as if I would.
22.00 Home at last. Have instructed the butler to run this evening's Eastenders on the the flat screen apparatus. Seems there's some plus ...