After it pissed down with rain all day sunday, I had to go to hospital after spending four hours on that bloody boat on the Thames.
A small bladder infection means I have missed the best part of the 4 day Diamond Jubilee Celebrations for my wife Queen Elizabeth - the Buckingham Palace concert where Kylie dressed up in pearly queen style hotpants! Damn, I had to watch it on the telly instead!

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