HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 30 November 2005

3.15pm. Vacuum drawing room for Will's new girlfriend Katie coming round. Must remember not to slip up over dinner...not like the time I told Diana her arse was fat in that two-piece the bloody hell was I to know? The only eating disorder I've heard of is when one can't manage second helpings of sherry trifle. Bloody women.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 4 plus 1?

7 5 14 20
52 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more