Watching Date My Daughter on Sky Plus so haven't had time to write...What a week! Trooping of The Coloureds again. Those lot will protest at anything. Me and the missus had to watch them as they marched past with their loud clothes, big stereos and amazing sense of rhythm....
Got so angry i went back to the Palace a shot a gay courtier - spoilt for choice again.
Apparently The Sun smuggled a plastic bomb into Sandhurst where Prince Bob Marley is holidaying. I rang the editor straight away and told him to make it a real one next time....
Must go - Airport is on.
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