HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 28 December 2011

...partridges, pheasants which will keep the kitchen staff at Buck house busy for a week or two. I must admit that I quite enjoyed my stay at the hospital even though many of the nurses had a "well tanned" complexion, along with the scent of curry. Oh well it's a sign of the times, I suppose?

Elizabeth did come to see me, along with all the grandchildren bearing gifts - I got loads of socks, handkerchiefs and at least four bottles - one of Drambuie, one of Bell's Scotch whiskey, one of Taylor's Port and one bottle of Lynx deodorant. The latter was a gift Prince Harry - he's always been a joker. He did tell me not to drink it but to put a bit under my arms. It doesn't half stink but now I have got hundreds of women following me - STRANGE!

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