Dear Diary,
One is absolutely fuming this morning. Over breakfast Liz tells me that I have to bloody donate my annual fuel payment to poor pensioners...the bloody check of the woman, I am a poor bloody pensioner! Does the silly woman not realised that I depend on this payment to pay my monthly Babestation subscriptions and keep Ali Bongo's kebab shop in business!!
HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary
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Monday, 21 November 2011 |
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