Somemthing important happened over the weekend. Wish I could remember what it was. The old noodle is really getting soggy. Well. let's see what I wrote yesterday.
!!!Charles got married again!!! I don't rememer that. Who's this Camilla person? I thought he was married to Diana. Is royal bigamy allowed again? Liz is a splendid person, but it's a long time since she rang any of my bells. Oh, wait. Diana is dead. Now I remember. Something about a black guy. I wonder if Liz had her killed. On second thought, I guess bigamy isn't a good idea.
Where are my kippers? Damned footmen. My underpants need changing.