Dear Diary, I must admit to being extremely attracted to Camilla of late. I have been feeling more than 'excited' recently when in her presence.
These last couple of weeks I have been experiencing urges I thought were long since 'dead'.
When dear Camilla hurt her foot falling in the hole on her walk with Charlie, I wanted to take care of her like I would a wounded horse.
I do admit that I wish Charlie boy had been allowed to marry Camilla many years ago. I would then have had many years to letch after her and perhaps 'bed' her myself.
Still, I don't suppose it's too late. I live in hope.
The little triangular blue pills are working wonders. I just don't know what to DO with these feelings in my nether regions. I am unable to quench my 'thirst' by my own hand.