Well bugger sad-old-me! - if the last 'Tommy' to fight in WW 1 has gone to the great trench in the sky!
The poor bastard thought he was fighting for 'freedom'!
Looking at the bloody state of this crap-hole - why did he bother?
The bastard kids are drinking themselves senseless every bloody night!
The bleeding girls are out of control!
The place is over-run with bloody foreigners!
Oh - Bugger it! - I'm off to shoot some bloody thing before I get too depressed.