HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 6 August 2009

Well bugger sad-old-me! - if the last 'Tommy' to fight in WW 1 has gone to the great trench in the sky!

The poor bastard thought he was fighting for 'freedom'!

Looking at the bloody state of this crap-hole - why did he bother?

The bastard kids are drinking themselves senseless every bloody night!

The bleeding girls are out of control!

The place is over-run with bloody foreigners!

Oh - Bugger it! - I'm off to shoot some bloody thing before I get too depressed.

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