Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 28 January 2014

January 28 Diary Entry - Current To Do List

Set up Skype conference call for negotiating Presidential Run with Lucifer.

Send Hit Squad to 'off' Sean Smith's Mom.

Eradicate all pre-9/11/12 emails and delete texts from Ambassador C. Stevens, R.I.P.

Benghazi?!? What's a Benghazi?!?

Place Hit Squad on Special Alert about pissed-off current and former Seals.

Update Bubba's "Bimbo List." Engage Arkansas Goon Squad to dig up crap on new Bimbos!

Order increase in saltpeter dosage in Bubba's diet salad plate.

Renew 'hit' contract on G. Flowers --- get a better Hit Squad prior to campaign kickoff.

Order twenty new pairs of pants suits from Humongous Sail Crafters, Ltd., Gloucester, MA…

Review and update Enemies List---Rate Huckabee a 10, P...

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