Dear Diary - I heard that Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey is hinting that he may be getting into the 2016 presidential race.
Well I certainly welcome Mr. Tubby. I really do not care who the GOPers put to run against me, because no matter who it is he or she is going to get his or her rich, Republican butt kicked like a damn soccer ball.
I can hardly wait to debate the likes of him, Ted Cruz, and that wilderness bitch Sarah "Dumbass" Palin. I heard her mention the other day that the Amazon Rain Forest was in Holland.
Goodness gracious no wonder her husband Todd has a girlfriend.