Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 25 October 2013

"It'll all come down to me and Christie for the next Presidential race. I'm a driver, a winner, I can feel it. I wish it was only a one-hundred yard dash, he's overweight. I could outrun him in a physical contest. I hope the "Stark Raving Serious LSD Party" (my pet name for the Tea Party) continues with their antics - it'll prove bad for Christie. He's not nearly as crazy as those right-wing whackos, but it'll be guilt by association. Mississippi will become its own country and all. You know. . .Well actually, Mississippi's always been it's own nation. I don't intend to campaign there. I don't need to get a measly few votes from that hideous no-man's land. What has nearly 6 million eyes and three teeth? Mississippi's electorate. Ha ha ha. You didn't know I had a sense of humor, did you? Actually, it's a sick one. . .




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