Dear Diary - I'm so tired of these lesbian insinuations. I am not a lesbian. I am a 100 percent straight woman who just happens to find pretty women sexy.
That does not make me a lesbian. Rosie O'Donnell and Melissa Etheridge are lesbians and look at them. They are not pretty by any stretch of the imagination...whereas I, Hillary Clinton am still considered to be one sensuously attractive-as-the-dickens woman.
So like that fella said, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.