Dear Diary -
I just received a phone call from Sarah Palin of all people. She called me from her home, Casa Moscow up in Wasilla, Alaska.
She said that she is glad that she decided not to run on the GOP presidential ticket for 2012.
She said that she really and truly has a lot at her home to keep her busy and that she had kind of neglected the housework for about the last ten months.
Palin said that her daughters Willow and Piper kept telling her that they both wanted a raise or else they would move down to Arizona and move in with their older sister Bristol.
Sarah is such a wuss.