Dear Diary -
Well I can't believe it.
I actually went a whole week without those bastards Limbaugh, O'Reilly, or Hannity mentioning my weight.
I really think that they are all closet fairies, especially Rush, who loves to walk around with those 12-inch cigars in his mouth.
Bill told me years ago that Monica told him that old Rushy certainly has all of the earmarks.