Dear Diary -
I just cannot believe that Bill and I dished out $4 million on Chelsea's wedding...and for what? For nothing!
She just called me a while ago and told me that she is going to file for a divorce.
I swear I was so mad I came within an inch of telling her that her father and I expect her to repay us the $4 million we blew on her damn friggin wedding.
Chelsea couldn't have a wedding that cost $12,000 like George W. Bush's daughter Jenna had, oh no our little Chelsea had to have caviar imported from Russia, lobster imported from Japan, and enchiladas imported from Mexico.
Oh well, I guess I can at least be thankful that we won't be spending tons of money on gold plated baby rattles, sushi flavored baby pacifiers, and a Shetland pony for our grandchild.