That should have been me giving the State of the Union Speech last night! If this country hadn't been so stupid and voted for that idiot, I would have been the one getting all of those standing ovations for lying and saying nothing!
I think I'll run for President in 2016. We all know that Obama's a lame duck already and will never get reelected, but the party has to give him the 2012 nomination.
I'll run in 2016 and remind everyone of the great economy when Bill was officially the President and I was really running things.
I hope my tits don't sag down to my belly by then. I think a few topless photo opps could get me some real internet exposure and a bigger fan base.
Maybe some plastic surgery.....