Hillary Clinton - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Dear Bob: I think we are going to have to invade every one of those stinking low class Muslim shit ass countries......every where I look, there's Al-Quaida again. I know you know, but that little Peace Prizer keeps talking about "peace" and "diplomacy" and all that imbecilic shit he grew up with. Can't we just have him declare global war on every fuckin country that doesn't speak m-o-n-e-y?

I've got a body bag plant just itchin' to go double shifts, and we've got umteen thousand nukes just rotting away......all that money in bombs goin' for nothin'.

Let's get with Rummy and Dick and get this ball movin'! I've got a war agenda and I can't have that little Peace Panzie getting in my way any longer.

Look out world, here I come!




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