Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2011


Wednesday 03 August 1111

I'm f*****g pissed at that ignorant, thieving, lying bastard of a father-in-law of mine. Why the f**k I put him in charge of parts of my business is...

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July 2011


Sunday 31 July 1111

Had a great time with Becks and his family. My sweet little god-daughter, Harper, is just an absolute doll. Don't know why people are pissed off with...

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Wednesday 06 July 1111

Dear Diary, well what a freaking mess that father-in-law has made of our lives. Three effing wives. What the hell was he thinking of (or WITH).

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Friday 01 July 1111

Dear Diary - Well it appears that I am starting to fall victim to the old adage if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I don't know...

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May 2011


Friday 27 May 1111

Dear Diary - Well I cannot believe it. Earlier today I burned my right index finger. And I didn't do it making some fancy French cuisine, or som...

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Monday 23 May 1111

F**k, burnt the toast again. Off to close/save another resturant, this time its one of mine. lol. I hired the manager, great knockers, I said if I...

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January 2011


Saturday 15 January 1111

Dear effing diary, why is everyone and their bloody uncle so f*****g obsessed about my bloody hair transplant. Christ, at least I had the f******g se...

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