Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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August 2011
Wednesday 03 August 11
I'm f*****g pissed at that ignorant, thieving, lying bastard of a father-in-law of mine. Why the f**k I put him in charge of parts of my business is...
July 2011
Sunday 31 July 11
Had a great time with Becks and his family. My sweet little god-daughter, Harper, is just an absolute doll. Don't know why people are pissed off with...
Wednesday 06 July 11
Dear Diary, well what a freaking mess that father-in-law has made of our lives. Three effing wives. What the hell was he thinking of (or WITH).
Friday 01 July 11
Dear Diary - Well it appears that I am starting to fall victim to the old adage if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I don't know...
May 2011
Friday 27 May 11
Dear Diary - Well I cannot believe it. Earlier today I burned my right index finger. And I didn't do it making some fancy French cuisine, or som...
Monday 23 May 11
F**k, burnt the toast again. Off to close/save another resturant, this time its one of mine. lol. I hired the manager, great knockers, I said if I...
January 2011
Saturday 15 January 11
Dear effing diary, why is everyone and their bloody uncle so f*****g obsessed about my bloody hair transplant. Christ, at least I had the f******g se...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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