Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010

Wednesday 29 December 1010

December 28th 2010 GOD I HATE THIS MISERABLE WORLD! (that is my daily mantra) I had to pop into the Savoy today to check on my investment and on...

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Wednesday 22 December 1010

Well, I am just pissed. Everyone's saying I use the word FUCK too often. Fuck, I bloody do not. For fuck's sake why doesn't everyone fucking light...

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November 2010

Saturday 27 November 1010

Dear f**king diary, I had a nasty meal at a weatherspoon pub today.Remind me not to go to that f**king pub again. Holy crap! I finished my meal and...

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September 2010

Sunday 05 September 1010

Dear Diary, had to work with this complete f*****g moron today! B*****d! The f*****g, t*****g, c*****g f****r only went and f*****g burnt the ba...

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Sunday 05 September 1010

Diary, I woke, showered, dried, trousers on, shirt, shoes, shoes off, socks on, shoes back on. Downstairs. Said hi to wife, children, dog, ma...

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