Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Gordon Ramsay's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
F**k, burnt the toast again. Off to close/save another resturant, this time its one of mine. lol. I hired the manager, great knockers, I said if I...
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