Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Gordon Ramsay's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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May 2012
Tuesday 29 May 12
That bloody cockney Teddy Sheringham has nearly crippled me in a charity soccer match. Boy did I let out a few swear words when the twat knocked m...
Tuesday 29 May 12
I am a Very Important Person. Oh Yes. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. Channel 4, a company who pay me shedloads of cash to make tv progr...
Friday 25 May 12
Business is bad. So bad, I've had to start advertising meals for as little as £18 on lastminute.com For less than a score of your hard earned, you...
Tuesday 22 May 12
People ask why I get so angry and aggressive and swear all the time when I'm on television. Its actually because I was bullied at school. People us...
Saturday 05 May 12
Met a pop group called 'Lawson' in one of my restaurants. I'd never heard of them before, but my PR said they might be going places and be good to...
April 2012
Saturday 28 April 12
The Sunday Times Rich List is published tomorrow and apparently they say Jamie Oliver is the 501st richest person in the Uk, worth £150 million. F*...
Saturday 21 April 12
Gordon Ramsey behind bars! I know theirs a lot of people who want to read that headline! That's not the full story though. That is the name of my n...
March 2012
Saturday 31 March 12
I have finished filming my new show for American tv called 'Hotel Hell'. The show will air on Fox from June 4th. There is no script, apart from th...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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