Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Gordon Ramsay's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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May 2012

Tuesday 29 May 1212

That bloody cockney Teddy Sheringham has nearly crippled me in a charity soccer match. Boy did I let out a few swear words when the twat knocked m...

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Tuesday 29 May 1212

I am a Very Important Person. Oh Yes. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. Channel 4, a company who pay me shedloads of cash to make tv progr...

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Friday 25 May 1212

Business is bad. So bad, I've had to start advertising meals for as little as £18 on lastminute.com For less than a score of your hard earned, you...

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Tuesday 22 May 1212

People ask why I get so angry and aggressive and swear all the time when I'm on television. Its actually because I was bullied at school. People us...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

Met a pop group called 'Lawson' in one of my restaurants. I'd never heard of them before, but my PR said they might be going places and be good to...

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April 2012

Saturday 28 April 1212

The Sunday Times Rich List is published tomorrow and apparently they say Jamie Oliver is the 501st richest person in the Uk, worth £150 million. F*...

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Saturday 21 April 1212

Gordon Ramsey behind bars! I know theirs a lot of people who want to read that headline! That's not the full story though. That is the name of my n...

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March 2012

Saturday 31 March 1212

I have finished filming my new show for American tv called 'Hotel Hell'. The show will air on Fox from June 4th. There is no script, apart from th...

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