Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Gordon Ramsay's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.


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September 2012


Tuesday 18 September 1212

Aray Rocamora on topix: (Spelling as received) I was on holidays in Tenerife, in Playas de Fañabe, one day i have been walking and looking for a pl...

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Monday 17 September 1212

Good heavens… I'm on Wikipedia now! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay's_Ultimate_Cookery_Course Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Cookery Course...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

Heather wrote on SuccessWorks: Hotel Hell is my new television addiction. Maybe it's because I travel so often, and what I see confirms my worst fe...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I have four shows on Fox - Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, MasterChef, and the newish (and renewed) series Hotel Hell, Now the network has...

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Friday 14 September 1212

My Maze Restaurant and bar in Mayfair, London, is celebrating the latest addition to their French Asian menu - a sushi bar which will add an excit...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

I have made a career of satisfying cravings. My list of hit television shows is beginning to rival the number of Michelin stars I've been awarded.

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

You've seen me overhauling failing restaurants, teaching prisoners how to bake and ranting at celebrities over their poor performance in the kitchen.

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

Great review from Atlantic Magazine here, just right: We call it "the bleep"-the 1,000- hertz signal that commonly replaces the word fuck on ne...

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