Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Gordon Ramsay's diary, as written by 'Nick Hobbs'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
Dear Diary, had to work with this complete f*****g moron today! B*****d! The f*****g, t*****g, c*****g f****r only went and f*****g burnt the ba...
Diary, I woke, showered, dried, trousers on, shirt, shoes, shoes off, socks on, shoes back on. Downstairs. Said hi to wife, children, dog, ma...
Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bagA bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde
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