Gordon Ramsay - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Gordon Ramsay. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Gordon Ramsay would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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March 2012


Thursday 29 March 1212

I see Nigella Lawson in the papers today, at a book launch, showing off her 'Mad Men' figure... Pwhaaaaaooorr!! Reminds me of the dream I had about...

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Saturday 24 March 1212

Was shopping the local supermarket last night, and noticed old Wozza Thomson in there looking a bit shifty. Later on, he turned up looking a bit 't...

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Saturday 17 March 1212

A right old tasty bird has won Masterchef! Pwhaaor! I think her name is Shelina. Her crumpets looked delicious. I'd love to have a taste of them. P...

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Wednesday 14 March 1212

My old club Glasgow Rangers, who I played for at the top level before the internet proved me wrong - I mean before the internet was invented - are in...

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February 2012


Wednesday 29 February 1212

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's raining out. I forgot my umbrella. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Cab driver stuck two fin...

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