Dear Diary, well what a freaking mess that father-in-law has made of our lives.
Three effing wives. What the hell was he thinking of (or WITH).
The wife (mine) daren't go out in public without wearing a burka these days. He hasn't a bloody clue what damage he's done.
He wants locking up....preferably in a bloody pig sty with a dozen hungry pigs.
Think I smell burning....shit....it's the boiled eggs...I forgot about them.