Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Dear Diary, well what a freaking mess that father-in-law has made of our lives.

Three effing wives. What the hell was he thinking of (or WITH).

The wife (mine) daren't go out in public without wearing a burka these days. He hasn't a bloody clue what damage he's done.

He wants locking up....preferably in a bloody pig sty with a dozen hungry pigs.

Think I smell burning....shit....it's the boiled eggs...I forgot about them.

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