Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 27 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I cannot believe it. Earlier today I burned my right index finger.

And I didn't do it making some fancy French cuisine, or some delightful Italian dish...no I burned my hand while making damn, friggin French fries!

Yes French fires! I have made those bitches thousands of times but this time I accidentally got my right index finger caught between the frying pan and the stove.

Luckily my bodyguard was there and he immediately gave me first aid.

And I feel a whole lot better. I really think that I could have done without the CPR, but oh what the heck.

Gordon Ramsay




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