Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 December 2010

December 28th 2010

GOD I HATE THIS MISERABLE WORLD! (that is my daily mantra)

I had to pop into the Savoy today to check on my investment and on the hot little bird I just hired for GM today. Thinking I would impress her that I took time out to of my busy FUCKING SHEDUAL to meet with her.

Upon my arrival the host staff gave me the look of a scared rabbit in a fox hunt - the little faggot. No surprise really i think that "ponce" wants my "cabbage roll" and my appearance makes him get all lathered up. Anyway when I asked about the whereabouts of my new GM - Lilly - ummm Lilly... I bet her bojingo smells like lillies... 'nancy boy' Basil said she was out on lunch? I reminded him that "IT WAS 10 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING" and that I didn't "FUCKING BELIEVE SHE WAS OUT" and demanded sh...

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