Well My Dear Diary,
At least I know I can trust you, don't I?
All of that time with Tony 'Scott Free' Blair, and now I am the one who gets it in the neck? And I did not even start any words.
Aye, that is how the cookie crumbles. Well, it would, if we had any cookies, but I feel you just can't beat a good piece of Shortbread with your tea. None of that American nonsense for me...