Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 1 March 2014

What's that bloody racket going on outside? Ah, bleedin' hell its that bloody bag piper again annoying every Tom Dick and Harry! I think I'll go and get a large bucket of horse manure and dump it on top of him. How the hell does he justify playing the god damn thing at six in the morning? I mean he's got to be as popular as me when I was Prime Minister. What would his family think? Go home you bloody great twat. We don't need your type here.

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