Quit nagging about the prices people!
God, it seems these days that all people want to do is write to me and complain about the prices going up. What can I do about it?
I had a letter today from a woman called Ms. Greggory, and she was rambling on about the cost petrol to the cost of bread! So what if they're going up? I don't have to pay for my petrol, and I get my food cheap, so why would I care?
Honestly, it seems these people think I need to actually run the country as I'm Prime Minister. Um....that would be a no way. I don't want all that work to do! I'd prefer to play golf on my own, not worrying about the running of Britain.
Got to go-have a tennis match with the wall.