Nothing much has happened this week.
I'm no longer Prime Minister. Or Chancellor of the Exchequer.
No one has taken my picture coming out of Downing Street.
I haven't been to Rochdale, thank god, where I met that racist woman.
No one has asked my opinion on the Euro, or Greece, or anything else.
I haven't been to America to meet Barack Obama, or his wife, or visit Ground Zero, or see a basketball game or eat a hot dog.
It's St Patricks Day. right I'm off to the pub to get bladdered!
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