11:05 police officer arrests me for jay walking across the middle of the road
11:10 police officer escorts me home
11:59 stop at service station
12:00 finally arrive at work
15:00 after having to much to drink I discover that its Saturday and I am in a weird London club telephone wife to find me
16:00 been sent to bed with no dinner for being caught in a gay club with Alistair darling
Why did I write this?