Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 7 October 2009


8:00 Got up could not see alarm clock so hit the wall instead. Alarm turned self off, tried to get dressed ended up wearing trousers on arms again.
8:10 helper arrives, nock over vase over trying to open door.
8:15 helper gives me breakfast
8:25 have wash without help
8:40 leave house to get bus to work
9:00 bus is late ask
9:15 bus arrives but I have left money at home, bus driver says I am a stupid person wasting his time
9:16 stranger pays for my bus fair
9:30 got of at the wrong stop again had to try and walk to work
9:35 get hit by car
9:36 car driver takes me to work
10:30 finally arrive at work remember it's Saturday and I don't need to be at work also discover by asking someone that I am in London.
11:00 after walking around trying to find were I am discover that I am at London Victoria stat...

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