5.00 Up bright and early to start a wonderful new day.
6.00 Down to BetSaidFred to be first in the queue to wager on who is going to resign from the government today. Must remember to get a receipt so I can claim the bet back.
6.05 No one told me the bookies don't open until nine. I'll flog that Mandelson chap when I see him.
7.00 A short breakfast and now I'm off to put my new cabinet together.
7.15 Tipped the pieces out on the floor and of course there's bits missing. I'll have to assemble my new IKEA cabinet later.
8.00 Off to meet the late Harold Wilson to try and get some new ideas as to how I can hang on to government for a while longer. I'm finding that prime minister's question time is getting harder and harder as my Tory opposition man Ted Heath gains more confidence. At least I think that...