Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 30 April 2009

Today I will save the world err actually maybe not instead I think that I should retire and let some six year old take over my job.

Yes I think I will ask David Cameron whether I can use his six year old son. Except he is dead and that would involve digging up his grave.

Oh why is my life so rubbish?

I only have one eye I inadvertently not saved the world and failed miserably at every thing else in my life.

I am the Jade Goody of the living world. I can't keep my stupid mouth shut.

The worlds going to end and its all my fault.




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