Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 7 February 2009

Bloody French Twat! Who the hell does Nicolas Sarkozye think he is? What a tosser.

How dare he even comment on my VAT policy? His own country is up shit creek so he decides to slag off the Brits. Typical sulky French attitude that. His entire country goes on strike for 50 weeks of the year and its all someone else's fault.

I have got a good mind to ban all brie products tomorrow morning, see how he likes that.

Never did like the French, all garlic and fashion aren't they? At least my wife didn't get her Bristol bombers out for photos anyway.

Talking of Bristols, I texted Carol last night. No reply.

I really do think she has gone for good.

We'll never again play "What is the square root of?"

Sad, sad times.

PS Darling still not offered resignation.




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